Pein: T'was the night before christmas.
Konan: And all through the lair.
Itachi: Not a creature was stirring.
Kisame: Which was ridiculously rare.
Kakuzu: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
Hidan: In hopes that fat bastard would burn his ass there.
Pein: Something about children being all snug in their beds.
Konan: As visions of jinchuriki danced in their heads.
Sasori: Something about settling for a long winters nap.
Deidara: Skip to the end already, this story is crap.
Pein: Blah blah blah they heard Santa say.
Tobi: Merry christmas to all!
Hidan: Whoa, whoa! Don’t put me in the same boat as you,Deidara-chan! I’m not the pussy who had to get his arms reattached by Kakuzu!
Kakuzu: Better the arms than the head.
They should’ve actually animated this! They seem to need filler scenes enough anyway
hidan would definately be that kid who made spitballs and answered the questions he didn’t know with drawings of inappropriate things and then he’d get sent to the principal’s office
"Hidan and I will take the money-making mission…."